A rose by any other name ...

The above is a part quotation from a play by some dude called Shakespeare. It means that what ever you call a rose, it is still a thorny bush in the garden.

However when its me getting called names I do tend to get a bit cross.

Heres a list of things that Blob called me over the course of the last weekend!

• Grumpy old goat
• Miserable moggy
• Fat Face
• Oi Porky
• Blimey look at the size of that stomach
• MOVE! (That one was shouted)
• I SAID MOVE! (That one was shouted louder)
• Grumpster
• Sulky Sal
• Great big lummox

And those were the ones I remembered - the others just faded into the miserable ether!

I am such a sad Bob at the moment ... When's Supper?

Bob