What rhymes with Coalition

To be honest, I don't actually know what coalition is, but it appears to be upsetting the Blob wot feeds me.

'Bob', she said, 'Nothing has happened this year, nothing of note, nothing that i can connect to Santa.'

'And ...?' I replied helpfully

'Every damn year I manage to find something interesting.' She said,

'Me getting stung by a wasp not good enough for you?' I replied equally helpfully.

'Same war, same political argument, same environmental mess!' she ranted.

'Is it dinner time?' I asked.

Apparently the answer to that was No! But best not ask how I know!

Ooh, wood burner alight - time for basking!

Bob