Uncle Bob Branching Out!

I'm now being asked for beauty tips! Only natural really - when you look as good as me people are bound to be curious!

Dear Tangoed in Mote Park,

There is no shame in changing colour. Blob's been every shade of blonde and red since I've known her.

Don't hide your head in shame, orange is a warm and outgoing colour and you are a warm and outgoing chicken.

I have taken many chickens to dinner, and its not the colour of their feathers that interests me, its whats inside (dark or white meat mainly)!

Yours in anticipation, Uncle Bob.