Bob's Back!

I'm Back!!!!!!!!!!

And I am so so sorry for not having posted in so long! Life has been frantique (thats frantic with a French accent!) Well, what has happened - where to start.

First things first. The Dinner Party was an enormous success - I got crackling, pork, cream cheese and potatoes - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! I think the guests had a good time as well. Blob had 5 guests, one of whom was driving, and she put about 11 empty bottles in the recyling the next day. I think theres a word for that sort of excess, but ill let it lie, lets face it, I had an awful lot of yummies out of it! She was too hungover to argue when i asked.

Secondly, the heating is on, the woodburner is making an appearance at the weekends and i get to come in out of the rain and stand on blob's face in bed - blobs morning language has become progressively worse for some reason.

Thirdly - the sushi bar has had a bit of a civil war. Crispin has now eaten all the other little minnows, so Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Dibble and Grub are now no more. Lucretia is still with us, but still cant make up her mind which colour she wants to be and keeps changing from yellow to black to yellow. Matilda was a bit too small to cope with the other beasties so she met a sad end, and for some reason Algernon has vanished. The other pink Blob who lives with us thinks that she may have sucked it up with the water syphon whilst cleaning them out. Either way - we are down to four sushi - Crispin, Talulah, Oliver and Lucretia. But to my delight they just keep getting bigger and bigger. All the more sushi for me!

Blob reckons that we need a resolution for the new year to put a new blog on at least weekly. Time will tell, but we are starting out before the new year to get the practice in!

So glad to be back and Merry Christmas everyone, including Tiny Tim (whoever he is).

Bob