Hungover

Last night Blob had a party to celebrate her Birthday. She is 21. Although i'm not sure what that equates to in human years?

A party consists of a day of frantic cleaning, and some huge shopping, and finally a whole bundle of cooking.

Yesterday Blob produced one huge chocolate cake, one chocolate pavlova roulade, a peach and raspberry pavolva roulade (that was the healthy option), three homemade ciabatta's, an enormous amount of celariac and carrot remoulade (thats like coleslaw), beetroot and feta salad, huge pots of chicken and 40 cloves of garlic, medium cooked steaks for the ciabatta so she could do steak sandwiches with rocket salad and horseradish.

Today, she has what is called a Hangover. Apparently this is what you get when you drink too much and it means that you lie on the sofa all day eating crap.

Today, there is enough chicken and salad left over to last both Blob and the other Blob a week or two but my Blob chose not to eat any of it - instead she wallowed in a bad headache and ate nothing but marshmallows and peanuts until lunch time. She then decided she felt better and ate chocolate cake and pavlova roulade and cheese sandwiches.

At about 8.00 pm she decided that she needed to finish the bottle of wine she opened just before bed time last night.

At 8.30 pm she went upstairs to ransack her sheets to find the false eyelashes that werent on her face this morning when she got up.

At 9.00 pm she gave up looking for falsh eyelashes because she found one and i tried to eat it.

She is now complaining of a stomach ache and can't for the life of her think why? (I wonder at times like this why the human race is the current ruling species on this planet!)

I wonder if the dinosaurs ever suffered from hangovers. That could explain a lot.

Bob