Blob found this on U-Tube and wanted everyone to see it - fantastic for all you Muppet Fans - whatever and whoever you are!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY
I've cheered up now and it was watching this clip that did it!
Enjoy!
Bob
Tuesday 22 December 2009
It's Christmas!!!!!
3 days to go til Christmas.
Am I happy??? No!
She, and by she I am refering to that treacherous Blob wot lives with me. She is going to her sisters for Christmas. She will be leaving at stupid o'clock on Christmas Day and not coming back til half past hangover on Boxing Day. So where does that leave me - at home alone in the cold house with a cold duvet and cold bed to sleep in. Do I get turkey and all the trimmings? No. Do I get ham on toast in the morning? No. Do I get to snuggle up on her knee to watch Doctor Who in the evening? No.
I am so not happy - also, she has a date this evening. Not a night out with work colleagues, or a quick drink with friends. Oh no, she is going up to London to meet a man for a drink. Did i get to vet him? No. Did I get asked if I minded? No. Did I get deserted without even being fed? Yes. Its at times like this that I am really chuffed we have the other pink Blob. She will feed me because she has a heart.
I'm going to curl up in Blob's bed now to do some serious sulking. If shes really lucky I'll puke on her bed just to get my own back. And that wont be the first time either!
Yours aggrievedly and a not particuarly happy christmas to me - (or tiny tim.)
Bah Humbug!
Bob
Am I happy??? No!
She, and by she I am refering to that treacherous Blob wot lives with me. She is going to her sisters for Christmas. She will be leaving at stupid o'clock on Christmas Day and not coming back til half past hangover on Boxing Day. So where does that leave me - at home alone in the cold house with a cold duvet and cold bed to sleep in. Do I get turkey and all the trimmings? No. Do I get ham on toast in the morning? No. Do I get to snuggle up on her knee to watch Doctor Who in the evening? No.
I am so not happy - also, she has a date this evening. Not a night out with work colleagues, or a quick drink with friends. Oh no, she is going up to London to meet a man for a drink. Did i get to vet him? No. Did I get asked if I minded? No. Did I get deserted without even being fed? Yes. Its at times like this that I am really chuffed we have the other pink Blob. She will feed me because she has a heart.
I'm going to curl up in Blob's bed now to do some serious sulking. If shes really lucky I'll puke on her bed just to get my own back. And that wont be the first time either!
Yours aggrievedly and a not particuarly happy christmas to me - (or tiny tim.)
Bah Humbug!
Bob
Bob's Back!
I'm Back!!!!!!!!!!
And I am so so sorry for not having posted in so long! Life has been frantique (thats frantic with a French accent!) Well, what has happened - where to start.
First things first. The Dinner Party was an enormous success - I got crackling, pork, cream cheese and potatoes - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! I think the guests had a good time as well. Blob had 5 guests, one of whom was driving, and she put about 11 empty bottles in the recyling the next day. I think theres a word for that sort of excess, but ill let it lie, lets face it, I had an awful lot of yummies out of it! She was too hungover to argue when i asked.
Secondly, the heating is on, the woodburner is making an appearance at the weekends and i get to come in out of the rain and stand on blob's face in bed - blobs morning language has become progressively worse for some reason.
Thirdly - the sushi bar has had a bit of a civil war. Crispin has now eaten all the other little minnows, so Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Dibble and Grub are now no more. Lucretia is still with us, but still cant make up her mind which colour she wants to be and keeps changing from yellow to black to yellow. Matilda was a bit too small to cope with the other beasties so she met a sad end, and for some reason Algernon has vanished. The other pink Blob who lives with us thinks that she may have sucked it up with the water syphon whilst cleaning them out. Either way - we are down to four sushi - Crispin, Talulah, Oliver and Lucretia. But to my delight they just keep getting bigger and bigger. All the more sushi for me!
Blob reckons that we need a resolution for the new year to put a new blog on at least weekly. Time will tell, but we are starting out before the new year to get the practice in!
So glad to be back and Merry Christmas everyone, including Tiny Tim (whoever he is).
Bob
And I am so so sorry for not having posted in so long! Life has been frantique (thats frantic with a French accent!) Well, what has happened - where to start.
First things first. The Dinner Party was an enormous success - I got crackling, pork, cream cheese and potatoes - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! I think the guests had a good time as well. Blob had 5 guests, one of whom was driving, and she put about 11 empty bottles in the recyling the next day. I think theres a word for that sort of excess, but ill let it lie, lets face it, I had an awful lot of yummies out of it! She was too hungover to argue when i asked.
Secondly, the heating is on, the woodburner is making an appearance at the weekends and i get to come in out of the rain and stand on blob's face in bed - blobs morning language has become progressively worse for some reason.
Thirdly - the sushi bar has had a bit of a civil war. Crispin has now eaten all the other little minnows, so Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Dibble and Grub are now no more. Lucretia is still with us, but still cant make up her mind which colour she wants to be and keeps changing from yellow to black to yellow. Matilda was a bit too small to cope with the other beasties so she met a sad end, and for some reason Algernon has vanished. The other pink Blob who lives with us thinks that she may have sucked it up with the water syphon whilst cleaning them out. Either way - we are down to four sushi - Crispin, Talulah, Oliver and Lucretia. But to my delight they just keep getting bigger and bigger. All the more sushi for me!
Blob reckons that we need a resolution for the new year to put a new blog on at least weekly. Time will tell, but we are starting out before the new year to get the practice in!
So glad to be back and Merry Christmas everyone, including Tiny Tim (whoever he is).
Bob
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